Animal Jokes

From G, 3 years old

Why is it hard to clean a cheetah?

You can’t get the spots off!

Please wait...

From Jake the Snake, 10 years old, California

Why did the ant-elope?

Nobody gnu!

Please wait...

From Hopsicle , 16 years old

What do you call a frozen kangaroo?

A hopsicle!

Please wait...

From Flavour, 9 years old, New York

What do you call a tiger that’s mad?

A tigerrrr!

Please wait...

From 44, 3 years old

Did you hear about the flying skunk?

They call him a smelicoptor!

Please wait...

From Samantha Montez, 13 years old, Lake Tahoe

What do you say to Simba when he is moving slowly?

Mu-fasa!

Please wait...