Animal Jokes

From Bryson , 10 years old, Maine

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Joel , 4 years old, Northern California

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Caleb Hilton, 11 years old, America

What do you call a pie made by an octopus?

Octopi!

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From Elaine, 9 years old, U.S.A

What is a seals favorite letter?

Rrr!

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From Connor, 7 years old, New Zealand

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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From Rosie, 11 years old, United States of America, Idaho

What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?

A watch dog!

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