Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
They only had one pair of trunks!
Animal Jokes
What animal always wakes you up in the morning?
An alarmadilo!
Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer lab??
Because he was playing with the mouse!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
What are you? An owl?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
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