Animal Jokes

From Elaine, 9 years old, U.S.A

What is a seals favorite letter?

Rrr!

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From Connor, 7 years old, New Zealand

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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From Rosie, 11 years old, United States of America, Idaho

What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?

A watch dog!

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From Conner, 10 years old, South Dakoda

How do you get a pig to the hospital?

In a hambulance!

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From janiece, 9 years old, mapleheigts

What does the cow say when you get too close to it?

Mooooooooove!

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From Sofia, 4 years old, New Jersey

Why did the penguin wear a sweater?

Because it was cold!

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