Animal Jokes

From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA

What do you call a dentist who works on alligator’s teeth?

Crazy!

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From Rachel, 13 years old, Flemington

How do skunks call each other up?

On their smell phone!

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From Meah, age 10, Halifax Shelf

Why did the whale cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!

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From David, age 6, California

What do you call a skunk that flies?

A smellycopter!

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From Ella, 9 years old, Jamestown, New York

What do you call a cat that falls in the trash can?

Cat Litter!

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From Jessica, age 10, Payson, Utah

Do you think we should swim here? I heard there were crocodiles!

It’s okay. The sharks will scare them away!

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