Animal Jokes

From Nathan, age 11, England

Why did the squirrel run away from the other squirrel?

Because the other squirrel was a nutcase!

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From Mir, age 11, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

Why didn’t the lion eat the clown?

Because the clown tastes funny!

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From Olivia, 8 years old, Florida

What is a snake’s favorite macaroni?

Snakaroni!

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From Alex, 10 years old, Ohio, USA

How many monkeys can fit in a barrel?

It depends on how big the barrel is!

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From Bethany, age 12, San Marcos, Texas

What has four legs is grey and has a trunk?

A mouse going on vacation!

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From Philip V, age 7

What do you call a puppy sitting on a rabbit?

A dog on a bun!

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