Animal Jokes

From Teddy, 7 years old, NYC

What do you call an angry monkey?

Furious George!

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From Rose, 13 years old, America

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Yes, because the Eiffel tower cant jump!

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From Samantha Montez, 14 years old, Maine

How many ducks can fit in a pond in Spain?

Quack-tro!

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From Blueang, 11 years old

What do you call a box full of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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From Daniel, 12 years old, Amsterdam, Netherlands

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?

They only had one pair of trunks!

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From Wyatt Guajardo, 11 years old, Evergreen, CO, United States

What animal always wakes you up in the morning?

An alarmadilo!

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