Animal Jokes

From Jackee, 10 years old, Kansas

What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?

A bat.

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From Darryl, 6 years old, Pennsylvania, PA

How does a skunk speak?

DiSTINKly.

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From Teddy, 7 years old, NYC

What do you call an angry monkey?

Furious George!

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From Rose, 13 years old, America

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Yes, because the Eiffel tower cant jump!

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From Samantha Montez, 14 years old, Maine

How many ducks can fit in a pond in Spain?

Quack-tro!

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From Blueang, 11 years old

What do you call a box full of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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