Animal Jokes

From Kevin Robinson, 11 years old, USA

What do you call a camel without humps?

Hump-free! (Humphrey!)

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From Jake Brand, 8 years old, Florida

Jeff and Dave went into a tiger’s cave. Who came out alive?

The tiger!

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From Tr, 3 years old

What do you call a sheep that doesn’t listen?

Baaaa-d!

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From Caleb, 8 years old, California

You’re in a jungle and you have one bullet. There is a Tiger on the left and a Jaguar on the right. How do you escape the jungle?

You shoot the tiger and drive away in the Jaguar!

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From Ethan, 9 years old, New York

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A hot dog!

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From Anas, 10 years old, London

Why can’t the leopard escape from the zoo??

It is always spotted!

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