Animal Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Where do horses go shopping?

Old-neighy (Old Navy)!

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From Hannah, 14 years old, Caledonia, MS

What do you call a swimming feline?

An aqua-puss!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

If a crocodile hyde makes shoes, what does a banana’s peel make?

Slippers

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From Austin, 10 years old, Canada

How do you stop a rhino from charging

Take away his credit card!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why do tigers have stripes?

So, they aren’t spotted!!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why are cats smarter than dogs?

You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled thru the snow!

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