Animal Jokes

From Elizabeth, 10 years old, NY

What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

Are you my mother

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From GWu, 9 years old, Sacramento, California

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it! (You sneak up on it!)

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From Clutchola, 3 years old

How do you escape an attacking bear?

Outrun the guy behind you!

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From Cheyanne, 13 years old, New York

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day.

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From Josh, 3 years old, Antarctica

What do cows do during an earthquake?

They make milkshakes!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

How do you know cows are lost?

No one has herd them!

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