What is a seal’s favorite letter?
R, R, R, R! (“arr, arr, arr, arr!”)
Animal Jokes
What do you call a skunk on the back of a car?
A bumper stinker!
What do you call a three humped camel?
Pregnant!
Why are teddy bears never ever hungry?
Because, they’re always stuffed!
What do you call a hippo without a back side?
A hippo-bottom-less!
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
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