Animal Jokes

From AJ, 9 years old, Glostobery

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop!

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From Lily L., 11 years old, Phoenix, AZ

What do alligators like to drink?

GATERade!

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From Santa, 10 years old, New York

Why didn`t the teddy bear have breakfast?

Because he was already stuffed!

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From Karli, 12 years old, Arizona

Why couldn’t I cook my crocodile?

Because I forgot my crockpot!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat!

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