Animal Jokes

From Lexy, age 9, Crossville, Tennessee

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

A slow poke!

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From Trevor, age 7, Hong Kong

What is a mouse’s favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What did the horse say when he fell?

I’ve fallen & I can’t giddyup!

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From Alex L, 12 years old.

Which animal can jump higher than a house?

Every animal! Houses can’t jump!

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From Caleb, age 8, Deer Lodge, MT

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

Odor in the court!!

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From Haniya, 10 years old, U.A.E., Dubai

Question:
What do you call a snail on a ship?

Answer:
A snailer

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