Animal Jokes

From Matthew, age 9, England

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

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From Cooper Marvin, 7 years old, Farmington Hills, Michigan

Why did two houses have two horses?

Because they were neighhhh-bors.

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From Hananh, 3 years old

Where do sheep go for a summer vacation?

To the Baaaaaaahammas!

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From Santa, 10 years old, New York

Why didn`t the teddy bear have breakfast?

Because he was already stuffed!

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From Victoria C , 11 years old, Florida

What did the buffalo say to it’s son

Bye son!

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From Shay, age 11, Burpengary, Australia

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eye deer!

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