Animal Jokes

From Gunnar, age 10, USA

Why did the deer cross the freeway?

I don’t know. He never lived to tell the story!

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From Sofia, 4 years old, NJ

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Stylish!

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From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA

What do you call a dentist who works on alligator’s teeth?

Crazy!

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From Rachel, 13 years old, Flemington

How do skunks call each other up?

On their smell phone!

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From Meah, age 10, Halifax Shelf

Why did the whale cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!

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From David, age 6, California

What do you call a skunk that flies?

A smellycopter!

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