Animal Jokes

From Elaine, 11 years old, Washington

What is a seal’s favorite letter?

R, R, R, R! (“arr, arr, arr, arr!”)

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From Annie , 10 years old, New Zealand

Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?

Because he was stuffed!

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From Jimmy, 10 years old, Alberta, Canada

What do you call a skunk on the back of a car?

A bumper stinker!

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From Francesca, 7 years old, America

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant!

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From Logan, 9 years old, Indianapolis, Indiana

Why are teddy bears never ever hungry?

Because, they’re always stuffed!

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From Hazel Kimmerle, 8 years old, Justin, TX

What do you call a hippo without a back side?

A hippo-bottom-less!

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