Animal Jokes

From Lachlyn, 8 years old, Tennessee

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye deer! (No idea!)

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

When does a horse talk?

Whinney wants to!

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From Sydnee Field, 8 years old, Texas

What does a ghost panda eat?

Bamb-BOOOO!

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From Abigail Heimdahl, 8 years old, Taylor, Wisconsin, United States of America

Why did the fox cross the road?

To chase the chicken! That’s what a fox does!

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From Caitlyn, 10 years old, Kentucky

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse!

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From Eli, 7 years old, Seattle, WA

How do you know when a zebra is embarrassed?

When they are black with red stripes!

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