Why can’t dalmatians play hide-and-seek?
Animal Jokes
They are always spotted!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-idile!
Why did the penguin cross the ice?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call a lion that is happy?
A dandy-lion!
How did the cow get away?
On a moo-tercycle!
Why are elephants so wrinkled?!
Because it takes too long to iron them!
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