Animal Jokes

From Sydnee Field, 8 years old, Texas

What does a ghost panda eat?

Bamb-BOOOO!

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From TechMake, 9 years old, Columbus, Georgia

What is a gorilla’s favorite president?

Ape-raham Lincoln!

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From Abigail Heimdahl, 8 years old, Taylor, Wisconsin, United States of America

Why did the fox cross the road?

To chase the chicken! That’s what a fox does!

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From Caitlyn, 10 years old, Kentucky

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse!

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From Eli, 7 years old, Seattle, WA

How do you know when a zebra is embarrassed?

When they are black with red stripes!

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From Cohen, 10 years old, PA, USA

Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his meal?

Because, he was stuffed!

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