Animal Jokes

From Ethan, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

What do you call a lion that is happy?

A dandy-lion!

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From Abbey, 10 years old, Canada

How did the cow get away?

On a moo-tercycle!

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From Morgan, 10 years old, Wisconsin

Why are elephants so wrinkled?!

Because it takes too long to iron them!

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From Mckenzie Poindexter, 10 years old, Houston,Texas

How do you spell mouse trap with only three letters?

C-A-T!

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From Lachlyn, 8 years old, Tennessee

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye deer! (No idea!)

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

When does a horse talk?

Whinney wants to!

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