Animal Jokes

From Manuel, 12 years old

Where do dogs park their cars?

In the barking lot!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

How does a caterpillar start his day?

He turns over a new leaf!

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From Mbee, age 10, Utah U.S.A

What kind of fish goes best with peanut butter?

A jellyfish!

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From Polk, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty of room!

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From Jon, 8 years old

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxedos!

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From Baylee, 10 years old, Sarasota Fl.

What Kind of shoes are a toad’s favorite?

Open toad!

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