What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
Animal Jokes
Two men went out to hunt bear. On opening morning, a light snow fell, and one stayed in the cabin while the other went out hunting. He soon found a huge grizzly, shot at it, but merely wounded it. The infuriated bear charged toward him. He dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran fast, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached to the open cabin door, he tripped and fell. Too close behind him to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man that fell jumped up, shut the cabin door, and yelled to his freind inside, “You skin this one, and I’ll go get another one!”
Where do dogs park their cars?
In the barking lot!
How does a caterpillar start his day?
He turns over a new leaf!
What kind of fish goes best with peanut butter?
A jellyfish!
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room!
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