Animal Jokes

From John Ross , 11 years old, America

What is the difference between a guitar and fish?

You can’t “tuna” fish!

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From Horse, age 9, Boulder, Colorado

What is a bear called with no teeth?

A GUMMY BEAR

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From Cowguy82, 10 years old

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Hippopotamus, 3 years old

What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus and a cold?

A sickopotamus!

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From Conner, age 7, Greenwood, Mississippi, USA

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A POUCH POTATO!

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From Aivan Alfonso, 10 years old, Canada

What happens when you get together with a parrot and a shark?

They’ll talk your ear off!

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