How does a sheep get clean?
With a baa-th!
Animal Jokes
Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots. (APE-ri-COTS)
What did the sheep said when she had a very bad day?
I had a very baaaaad day!
What does the bunny want to do when he grows up?
Join the hare force!
What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
Two men went out to hunt bear. On opening morning, a light snow fell, and one stayed in the cabin while the other went out hunting. He soon found a huge grizzly, shot at it, but merely wounded it. The infuriated bear charged toward him. He dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran fast, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached to the open cabin door, he tripped and fell. Too close behind him to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man that fell jumped up, shut the cabin door, and yelled to his freind inside, “You skin this one, and I’ll go get another one!”
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