How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
Animal Jokes
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered another cookie?
No thanks, I’m stuffed!
If a killer whale has baby killer whales,
what do baby killer whales have?
Killer wails!
Why was the hyena banging his head on the piano?
He wanted to play by ear!
Where is a shark’s favorite place to sleep?
A water bed!
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