Animal Jokes

From Maleeha, age 12, Pakistan

What time is it when you have a hungry lion in front of you ready to charge at you?

It’s time to run!!!!

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From John Ross , 11 years old, America

What is the difference between a guitar and fish?

You can’t “tuna” fish!

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From Horse, age 9, Boulder, Colorado

What is a bear called with no teeth?

A GUMMY BEAR

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From Cowguy82, 10 years old

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Tyler, age 10, Iowa USA

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter side!

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From Hippopotamus, 3 years old

What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus and a cold?

A sickopotamus!

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