Animal Jokes

From Hippopotamus, 3 years old

What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus and a cold?

A sickopotamus!

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From Conner, age 7, Greenwood, Mississippi, USA

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A POUCH POTATO!

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From Aivan Alfonso, 10 years old, Canada

What happens when you get together with a parrot and a shark?

They’ll talk your ear off!

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From Imran, 8 years old, USA

What do you get when you cross a lion and a penguin?

Frostbite!

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From Steven, age 14, Rochester, Michigan

Where do you win the world’s tallest animal?

A giraffle!

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From Grace Chambers, 9 years old, Woodstock, Georgia

What is a shark’s favorite food?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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