What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
Animal Jokes
What do you say to a good-looking mouse?
You look mice today!
Why did the lamb go to the river?
To take a BAA-th!
What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he’s hit with the flyswatter?
His butt!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An ……. in-vest-i-gator!!
Why do monkeys like bananas?
They find them a-peeling!
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