Animal Jokes

From Bello, 3 years old, Nigeria

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxedos!

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Michigan

What pet does a miner have?

A Goldfish

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From Abaigeal, 9 years old, Canada

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A rattlesnake!

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From Srihari, 10 years old, Irving, Tx

Why did the sheep go to the movies?

To get some snaaahcks!

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From Elizabeth, age 11, Aiken, South Carolina

What snake does a math teacher like?

A pie-thon!

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From Emma, 13 years old, Victoria, Australia

Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?

He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!

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