What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
You get woken up by the quack of dawn!
Animal Jokes
What do you say when a hungry wolf is nearby?
RUN!
What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?
Uses the lamb-line!
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A milkshake!
What kind of animals rap?
Raptiles!
Why did the Koala Bear get the job?
Because he had the “koala-fications”.
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