Animal Jokes

From Adam, age 5, Durham England

What do you call a reindeer with no eye?

I’ve no eye, deer.

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From Isabel S, age 11, West Jordan, Ut.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?

An animal that knits his own sweaters!

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From Paris J, 3 years old, Paris

Why can’t animals at the zoo take tests?

Because there are too many CHEETAHS!

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From Gemary, age 9, Phillipnes, Manila

Anong hayop ang galit sa kanyang tatay?

Tiger!

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From Vinnie, 13 years old, United States

What do you call a Deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

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From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania, America

Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

Beacause they are stuffed!

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