What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that knits his own sweaters!
Animal Jokes
Why can’t animals at the zoo take tests?
Because there are too many CHEETAHS!
Anong hayop ang galit sa kanyang tatay?
Tiger!
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Beacause they are stuffed!
What did the pony say when he had a cold?
I’m just a little hoarse!
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