Animal Jokes

From Monkey, age 12, Dallas, TX

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?

You get woken up by the quack of dawn!

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From Imma, a teacher from China

What do you say when a hungry wolf is nearby?

RUN!

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From Jed, 3 years old, Ormskirk, UK

What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?

Uses the lamb-line!

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From DarthMario, 10 years old, USA

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!

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From Bentley, 3 years old, Oklahoma

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake!

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From Tay, 10 years old, Euless, Texas

What kind of animals rap?

Raptiles!

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