Wat do you call something that has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Animal Jokes
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
You get woken up by the quack of dawn!
What do you say when a hungry wolf is nearby?
RUN!
What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?
Uses the lamb-line!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A milkshake!
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