Animal Jokes

From Binh, 11 years old, Hanoi

What is the most famous type of deer?

No idea! (No Eye Deer)

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From Jenny, age 8, Aylesbury, UK

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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From Tyler, age 10, Iowa U.S.A

What do you call a rooster in the morning?

A Clock a doodle do!

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From Bello, 3 years old, Nigeria

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxedos!

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From Cooper Marvin, 7 years old, Farmington Hills, Michigan

Why did two houses have two horses?

Because they were neighhhh-bors.

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Michigan

What pet does a miner have?

A Goldfish

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