Animal Jokes

From Abaigeal, 9 years old, Canada

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A rattlesnake!

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From Caroline, 11 years old, IL

Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?

A Panda!

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From Srihari, 10 years old, Irving, Tx

Why did the sheep go to the movies?

To get some snaaahcks!

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From Elizabeth, age 11, Aiken, South Carolina

What snake does a math teacher like?

A pie-thon!

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From Madey, age 10, OK

What is tall, and has to do with cars and jam?

A Giraffic jam!

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From Emma, 13 years old, Victoria, Australia

Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?

He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!

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