Animal Jokes

From Elizabeth, age 11, Aiken, South Carolina

What snake does a math teacher like?

A pie-thon!

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From Madey, age 10, OK

What is tall, and has to do with cars and jam?

A Giraffic jam!

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From Emma, 13 years old, Victoria, Australia

Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?

He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!

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From Alliecat311, age 13, Reston, Virginia

Wat do you call something that has wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

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From Monkey, age 12, Dallas, TX

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?

You get woken up by the quack of dawn!

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From Imma, a teacher from China

What do you say when a hungry wolf is nearby?

RUN!

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