Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a rooster in the morning?
A Clock a doodle do!
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
Why did two houses have two horses?
Because they were neighhhh-bors.
What pet does a miner have?
A Goldfish
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A rattlesnake!
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