Animal Jokes

From Shima Chan, 9 years old, Japan, Tokyo

How do baby goats know how to multiply?

They are just smart kids!

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Michigan

What pet does a miner have?

A Goldfish

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From Abaigeal, 9 years old, Canada

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A rattlesnake!

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From Caroline, 11 years old, IL

Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?

A Panda!

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From Srihari, 10 years old, Irving, Tx

Why did the sheep go to the movies?

To get some snaaahcks!

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From Elizabeth, age 11, Aiken, South Carolina

What snake does a math teacher like?

A pie-thon!

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