Animal Jokes

From Hannah, 3 years old

What do you call someone who lives right beside a horse?

A neighhhbor!

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From Julia Megan, 12 years old, Kansas

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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From AbbottandCostello, 14 years old, Bloomfield Hills, Michigan

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act nuts!

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From Nazrullah, 11 years old, Singapore

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?

A lost camel!

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From Paul, 12 years old, Cary, NC

Why can’t a koala be an expert witness?

He’s not koala-fied!

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From Heather, age 13, Texas

What do you get when you cross a duck with a fire cracker?

A fire quacker!

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