Animal Jokes

From Hanah, age 12, Melaka, Malaysia

Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope-walker?

Because he wanted a well balanced meal!

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From Tiffany Flores, age 13, Las Vegas, NV

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Andy, 11 years old, South Dakota

What did the doctor use when the duck broke his leg?

Ducktape!

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From Ben B, 11 years old, Exeter, England

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat-mate!

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From Molly T., 9 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny burp!!!

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From Ansh, age 7, Singapore

What is a monster’s favorite bean?

A Human Being!

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