What would you do if a bull charged you?
Pay him!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a female horse that goes out at night ?
A night mare!!!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
One time a mosquito came to a person and started drinking his blood. The person said to him: “Why are you drinking blood in the morning?” The mosquito said …
… that he has a small family and he has a non-married sister, and the family who are marrying her said “Give us 400ml [about 1.5 cups] blood in ‘DHADEE'” (dowry).
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop!
What do you call a fast duck?
A quick quacker!
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