Animal Jokes

From Al, age 8, Australia

Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?

Because he lost his rattle!

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From Katie L., age 10, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania

There were 7 copy cats in a box. One jumped out. How many were left?

None (Copycats — get it?)

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From Carrie, 12 years old, Circleville, Ohio

Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?

He wasn’t koala-fied.

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From Kirsten, 9 years old, Georgia

How do sheep get clean?

They take a baa-aa-aa-th!

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From Tiersza, 10 years old, Spokane, Wasington

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellacopter!

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From Randy, 12 years old, New York

Why did the bunny cross the road?

To show his friend his hip-hop!

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