Animal Jokes

From Chrystal , age 12, Singapore

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight the knights!

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From Hailey, 13 years old, Hamersville, Ohio

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Littleleaf the Warrior Cat, 9 years old, Australia

A cat jumped into the river to catch a fish. What did he get?

Wet!

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From Tony P., age 10, California

There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?

Five. Fish can not drown.

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From Al, age 8, Australia

Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?

Because he lost his rattle!

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From Katie L., age 10, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania

There were 7 copy cats in a box. One jumped out. How many were left?

None (Copycats — get it?)

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