How do snails keep their shells shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Animal Jokes
Why did the bear cub take off his shoes?
He wanted to go BEARfoot!
What would you do if a bull charged you?
Pay him!
What do you call a female horse that goes out at night ?
A night mare!!!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
One time a mosquito came to a person and started drinking his blood. The person said to him: “Why are you drinking blood in the morning?” The mosquito said …
… that he has a small family and he has a non-married sister, and the family who are marrying her said “Give us 400ml [about 1.5 cups] blood in ‘DHADEE'” (dowry).
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