Why do porcupines always win at games?
Because they have the most points!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Steven, a reader, Mount Pleasant, Michigan
Why do porcupines always win at games?
From Emily Leaird, 8 years old, Pageland SC
How do you catch a squirrel?
From Jaxon, age 7, Williamsburg VA
Which pets are always lying around the house?
From Amanda, 8 years old, Las Vegas
Why was the kangaroo laughing??
From Chelly, age 12, Thatcham, England
How do snails keep their shells shiny?
From Mackenzie, 10 years old, New York
Why did the bear cub take off his shoes?
9647 clean kids jokes, and growing every day! JokesByKids.com is published by me, Barbara J. Feldman: mom, wife, syndicated columnist, and founder of Surfnetkids.com.
Jokes By Kids is now also available as free app.
Comments and questions are welcome at ReplyToBarbara.com