Animal Jokes

From Mackenzie, age 11, Florida

What do you call a fast duck?

A quick quacker!

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From Heidi, 13 years old, Lillington,NC, USA

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer!

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From Hannah , age 8, Steubenville, Ohio, USA

What is a duck’s favorite snack?

A graham quacker!

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From Gggggh, 3 years old, Tree planet

Where do baby bears live?

In a cub-in!

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From Fraser, 12 years old, Australia

What’s the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?

About 6000 kilometres!

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From Josie-May, age 11, England

What do you get when you cross a really big gorilla and a kids program about money?

Kerching Kong!

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