Animal Jokes

From Grace Chambers, 9 years old, Woodstock, Georgia

What type of money do sharks use?

Sand dollars!

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From Sophie, age 7, Norwich

What do cats put in their drinks?

Mice cube’s!

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From Scarlett, age 14, Barcelona, Spain

Why was the crow perched on the telephone wire?

Because he wanted to make a long-distance caw!

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From Trees22, 3 years old

What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?

Cheesecake!

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Submitted by a reader age 11

What did the teddy bear say after eating a whole bag of cookies?

I’m stuffed!

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From Jason, age 12, U.S.A

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done!

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