Animal Jokes

From Seung, age 11, Jeddah,Saudi Arabia

How do you communnicate with a fish?

Drop him a line!

Please wait...

From Adreona, 10 years old, United States

Why couldn’t the people find the turkey?

Because it was Thanksgiving!

Please wait...

From Judith Mary Sophia R, age 9, Hong Kong

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!

Please wait...

From Zachary, age 12, Toronto, Canada

Why did the Duck die?

Because his Doctor was a Quack!!!

Please wait...

From Bri, age 12, Hawaii

Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaaaahamas!

Please wait...

From Junk, 12 years old, USA

What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?

A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!

Please wait...