Animal Jokes

From Jason, age 12, U.S.A

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done!

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From Steven, a reader, Mount Pleasant, Michigan

Why do porcupines always win at games?

Because they have the most points!

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From Emily Leaird, 8 years old, Pageland SC

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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From Jaxon, age 7, Williamsburg VA

Which pets are always lying around the house?

Carpets!

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From Amanda, 8 years old, Las Vegas

Why was the kangaroo laughing??

Because he got a kick out of his joke!

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From Chelly, age 12, Thatcham, England

How do snails keep their shells shiny?

They use snail varnish!

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