Why couldn’t the people find the turkey?
Because it was Thanksgiving!
Animal Jokes
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!
Why did the Duck die?
Because his Doctor was a Quack!!!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaaaahamas!
What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?
A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!
What type of money do sharks use?
Sand dollars!
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