Why aren’t cheetahs very good at playing Hide n’ Seek?
They’re always spotted!
Animal Jokes
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered another cookie?
No thanks, I’m stuffed!
If a killer whale has baby killer whales,
what do baby killer whales have?
Killer wails!
Why was the hyena banging his head on the piano?
He wanted to play by ear!
