Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)
Animal Jokes
What is a gorilla’s favorite president?
Ape-raham Lincoln!
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slow poke!
What is a mouse’s favourite game?
Hide and squeak!
What did the horse say when he fell?
I’ve fallen & I can’t giddyup!
Which animal can jump higher than a house?
Every animal! Houses can’t jump!
