Why did the fish stay home?
Because he didn’t have a school!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a dog in the sun?
A hot dog!
What do you call a alligator wearing a vest?
An in-vest-i-gator!
Why aren’t cheetahs very good at playing Hide n’ Seek?
They’re always spotted!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
