Why did the horse move?
To find a better naaayyborhood!
Animal Jokes
If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?
New Hamster!
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
By central bleating!!
Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
Did you hear the one about the skunk?
It really stank!
What kind of animal always wakes you up?
Alarmadillo
