Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
They’d both like a pear [pair]
Animal Jokes
Why did the bee take honey to bed?
To have sweet dreams!
Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet!
What is a bear called with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the deer cross the road?
Because there was a deer sign!
What goes ‘zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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