Animal Jokes

From J. J., age 10, USA

Bill asked, “Have you seen a sharkway?”
Susy replied, “What’s a sharkway?”

Bill replied, “About 100 pounds!”

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From Alex, age 9, Australia

What do you call an angry rabbit in the sun?

A Hot Cross Bunny!

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From Jiali Gutierrez, 12 years old, Kansas

What do you call moose with a wig?

A woose!

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From Annamia & Maci, 10 years old, Newnan, GA

Why aren’t animals allowed to take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!!!!!!

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From Roseleline, 3 years old

Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

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From SoulGold, 10 years old, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

What do you get when you cross an owl and a magician?

Hoooodini! (Houdini)

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