Animal Jokes

From Anjali, 9 years old, United Arab Emirates

What has a big hump and is found in the North Pole?

A lost camel!

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From Zoya, age 7, Seattle

Why did the giraffe cross the road?

Because the elephant and chicken were absent!

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From Aisha , age 10, Catonsville, Maryland

How do you catch a squirrel?

Act like a nut!

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From Matt, a grownup

Where did the rabbit go for breakfast

I Hop!

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From Jojo, age 8, London, England

What do you call a snail on a boat?

A snailor!

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From FunnyTV, 10 years old, Antarcitica

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll!

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