Animal Jokes

From Paris, age 9, England

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

Wonkey!

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From Michelle, age 9, Maryland

What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with a black bird?

A lot of broken telephone poles!

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From J. J., age 10, USA

Bill asked, “Have you seen a sharkway?”
Susy replied, “What’s a sharkway?”

Bill replied, “About 100 pounds!”

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From Alex, age 9, Australia

What do you call an angry rabbit in the sun?

A Hot Cross Bunny!

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From Jiali Gutierrez, 12 years old, Kansas

What do you call moose with a wig?

A woose!

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From Annamia & Maci, 10 years old, Newnan, GA

Why aren’t animals allowed to take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!!!!!!

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