Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny!
Animal Jokes
What’s the crossbreed of a baby sheep, a boy pig, and a guinea pig?
A Lamborghini! (Lamb-Boar-Guinea)
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Wonkey!
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with a black bird?
A lot of broken telephone poles!
Bill asked, “Have you seen a sharkway?”
Susy replied, “What’s a sharkway?”
Bill replied, “About 100 pounds!”
What do you call an angry rabbit in the sun?
A Hot Cross Bunny!
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