What has four legs is grey and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A dog on a bun!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No ideer.
What animal plays Jacks?
A Jack Rabbit!
Why was the little horse unhappy?
Because every time he asked for something his mother would say “Neigh!”
What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!
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