Animal Jokes

From Matthew, age 9, England

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

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From Jenny, age 9, Pennsylvania

What did the judge say when he saw the skunk in the courtroom?

“Odor in the court!!”

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