What do you call a horse that comes out in the night?
A night-mare!
Animal Jokes
What is grey, has big ears and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!
What do llamas like to eat?
Llama beans!
Why is it hard to talk to a ram?
Because he keeps on butting in!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I-have-no-eye-deer! (I have no idea!!)
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside!
