What do you do if a shark is chasing you?
Give it a jaw breaker!
Animal Jokes
What did the otter say when he was swimming in the ocean and saw an oil spill?
I otter get outta here!
What do you call a bull when it is asleep?
A bulldozer.
Why did the baby bear join the Boy Scouts?
Because he wanted to get into the Cub Scouts!
Where does a sheep go to get a hair cut?
To the baa baa shop!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
