What do you call a bull when it is asleep?
A bulldozer.
Animal Jokes
Why did the baby bear join the Boy Scouts?
Because he wanted to get into the Cub Scouts!
Where does a sheep go to get a hair cut?
To the baa baa shop!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb the tree and act like a nut!
A trout asks a shark “what’s cooking?”
The shark replies “YOU!!!”
