Why did the baby bear join the Boy Scouts?
Because he wanted to get into the Cub Scouts!
Animal Jokes
Where does a sheep go to get a hair cut?
To the baa baa shop!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb the tree and act like a nut!
A trout asks a shark “what’s cooking?”
The shark replies “YOU!!!”
What do you call a horse that comes out in the night?
A night-mare!
