Animal Jokes

From Cole Allee, age 4 , St. Louis, MO

What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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From Courtney R., age 13, Charleville, Australia

Why did the bird fly north?

Because it was to far to walk.

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From Phoebe, age 9, Australia

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it’s to far to walk.

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From Corey Abbott, age 7, Fort Worth, Texas

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

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From Dustin O.,age 8, Henderson, Nevada

What is the biggest ant in the world?

A giant! (Gi-Ant)

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From Joey , age 8, St. Franics, Wisconsin

What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?

You get a carrot!

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