Animal Jokes

From Sarah F., age 12, Meath, Ireland

Why do giraffes have such long legs?

Because they don’t like the smell of their feet!

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From Amanda M., age 12, St. Louis, MO

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To get to the chick across the street!

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From Monique B., age 9, America

What do you call a duck wearing a hat?

A duck. Ha!

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From Amanda, age 7, California, USA

What do you call a skunk that flies?

A smellicopter!

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From Melanie K., age 10, Cool, California

What time is it when an elephant sits on your park bench?

Time to get a new bench!

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From Cole Allee, age 4 , St. Louis, MO

What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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