Animal Jokes

From Gabriela B., age 11, Maracaibo, Venezuela

What did the bee say to the other bee?

It’s none of your BUZZness!

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From Jackie W., age 9, Ohio

What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant?

Sir!

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From Sarah F., age 12, Meath, Ireland

Why do giraffes have such long legs?

Because they don’t like the smell of their feet!

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From Monique B., age 9, America

What do you call a duck wearing a hat?

A duck. Ha!

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From Amanda, age 7, California, USA

What do you call a skunk that flies?

A smellicopter!

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From Melanie K., age 10, Cool, California

What time is it when an elephant sits on your park bench?

Time to get a new bench!

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