Animal Jokes

From Sue Kirscht, a teacher, Ford City, PA

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: “Unique” up on him!
Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The “tame” way!

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From Mic, 9 years old, Wolverhampton, England

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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From Rotem, 9 years old, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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From Erica, age 8 , an Diego, CA

Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the moo-vies.

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From Tina, a reader, Missouri, USA

How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkey wrench!

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From Jessica, age 10, Cleveland

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

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