What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!!
Animal Jokes
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
They have two left feet!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!! (no idea)
A duck waddles into a drugstore to buy some lip balm.
The cashier asks the duck, ” Cash or charge?”
The duck says, ” Just put it on my bill!!!”
Why did the leopard decide not to escape from the zoo?
Because he knew he would be spotted!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!!
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