Animal Jokes

From Marissa, age 10, Honolulu, Hawaii

Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?

They have two left feet!

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From Celine, age 9, Victoria, Australia

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!! (no idea)

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From Amanda D., age 13, Ocala, FL

A duck waddles into a drugstore to buy some lip balm.
The cashier asks the duck, ” Cash or charge?”

The duck says, ” Just put it on my bill!!!”

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From Ruka S., age 13, London, England

Why did the leopard decide not to escape from the zoo?

Because he knew he would be spotted!

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From Makenzie, age 6, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?

Lion on your doorstep, open up!!

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From Crewnella, age 6, Tokyo, Japan

What kind of car does Minnie have?

A Minnie van!

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