Animal Jokes

From Jordan D., age 9, USA

Why wasn’t the woman scared of the man-eating shark?

Because it was a man-eating shark and she was a woman!!

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From Harishni, Subhashsni, age 13, Delhi, India

What type of liquid does a frog drink?

Croak-co-cola!!

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Anonymous

How is a horse halfway through a gate like a penny?

The head is on one side the tail is on the other!

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From Arianna, age 10, Mesa, Arizona

Why did the lion eat the girl standing on a wire?

Because he wanted a well balanced meal!

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From Kelly, Canada

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?

A walkie talkie!!

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From Marissa, age 10, Honolulu, Hawaii

Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?

They have two left feet!

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