What type of liquid does a frog drink?
Croak-co-cola!!
Animal Jokes
How is a horse halfway through a gate like a penny?
The head is on one side the tail is on the other!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
Odor in the court!!
Why did the lion eat the girl standing on a wire?
Because he wanted a well balanced meal!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!!
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
They have two left feet!
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