Animal Jokes

There were three doors.
One door had a lion in it who had not eaten in forty years.
The second door had a dinosaur behind it.
The third door had a dragon behind it.
Which door would you open?

On Friday, a man rode his horse 45 miles to a hotel, stayed in that hotel for only three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?

What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?

A panda went to a cafe, ate dinner, then took out a gun, started shooting and left. The owner stopped the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Panda replied, “I’m a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”

What goes ha ha, gobble gobble, plop?

Why did the lion spit out the clown?