What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
“Meals on Wheels!”
Animal Jokes
A panda went to a cafe, ate dinner, then took out a gun, started shooting and left. The owner stopped the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Panda replied, “I’m a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”
The owner looked up “panda” and read the definition out loud, “A black and white mammal that eats, shoots and leaves.”
What goes ha ha, gobble gobble, plop?
A turkey laughing its head off!!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!!
What is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse on vacation!!
Why wasn’t the woman scared of the man-eating shark?
Because it was a man-eating shark and she was a woman!!
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