On Friday, a man rode his horse 45 miles to a hotel, stayed in that hotel for only three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse was named Friday!
Animal Jokes
What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
“Meals on Wheels!”
A panda went to a cafe, ate dinner, then took out a gun, started shooting and left. The owner stopped the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Panda replied, “I’m a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”
The owner looked up “panda” and read the definition out loud, “A black and white mammal that eats, shoots and leaves.”
What goes ha ha, gobble gobble, plop?
A turkey laughing its head off!!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!!
What is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse on vacation!!
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