Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, a building can’t jump at all!
Animal Jokes
What goes in a bear’s cave and comes out alive?
The bear!!!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
There were three doors.
One door had a lion in it who had not eaten in forty years.
The second door had a dinosaur behind it.
The third door had a dragon behind it.
Which door would you open?
The door that had a lion behind it, of course, because the lion would be dead!
Where do horses go to read books?
Barnes and Noble!
On Friday, a man rode his horse 45 miles to a hotel, stayed in that hotel for only three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse was named Friday!
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