Animal Jokes

From Roselyn, age 9, Texas

What do you call a lion at the North Pole?

Lost!

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From Missy, age 12, New York, United States

What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?

Long distance!

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From Taylor, age 16, Weedsport, New York, USA

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Wyomie, age 10, South Africa

How do porcupines hug and kiss?

Very carefully!

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From Alex Wong Wai, age 9, Trinidad

What do you call a little pony with a cough?

A little horse!

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From Jessica, age 13, Canada

When is a shark like a cute little bunny rabbit?

When it’s wearing its cute little bunny rabbit suit!

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