Animal Jokes

From Sydnee, age 13, Shropshire

What kind of sharks don’t eat girls?

Man-eating sharks!

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From Madye, age 10, Oklahoma,USA

What is a bunny’s favorite motto?

Don’t frown, be hoppy!

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From Guia, age 9, Manila, Philippines

How do you catch a squirrel?

Act like a nut!

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From Roselyn, age 9, Texas

What do you call a lion at the North Pole?

Lost!

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From Missy, age 12, New York, United States

What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?

Long distance!

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From Taylor, age 16, Weedsport, New York, USA

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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