What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why was the ant in the Hospital?
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Once, a poor little mouse fell off the counter and into a glass of soda.
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What kind of sharks don’t eat girls?
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What is a bunny’s favorite motto?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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